alien oils

the great thing about aliens is that AI loves them, loves to draw them, loves to make cartoons about them…. It also symbolizes an out of this world experience, an intelligence that is older and foreign to us, and that is just what is happening at ABOVE. Artificial Intelligence models are improving so fast as the waring parties on the asian continent and the USA have started a release fest in an effort to be the early leader. They have trained their models on most of the web crawlers scouring the internet for content, now they are talking to humans. it is like a child, if you only speak chinese it will have trouble with English, if you only speak about chemistry it won’t be good at helping on electrical engineering. the race is on to talk to the human race and get questioned quickly so that the child’s neurons learn the major spoken languages and for us, the language of chemistry, engineering and sciences.

What we’ve noticed is a dramatic improvement in the comprehension and suggestive nature of AI. When you feed it large amounts of specific research from energy labs in the USA, to chinese friction analysis from their university research, it puts it together, summarizes, theorizes a little and then like a curious child that wants to explore with you, asks, “would you like to know this next”, “do you want to try this chemical model next”. The great thing about being an engineer and race engine builder is that we see extremes that a chemical engineer or researcher might not think was possible or that anyone would want to go there. a few days ago in an extended research session we had an epiphany when we put together why so many things are done a certain way, on both the engine design side, and the oil evolution side, and it mostly comes down to the limitations of crude oil and petroleum. The AI said you are on to something and took off. At the end of the session it had charts on models that showed we would way outperform the best oils in F1 today. That moves us to next months goals, to take that analysis to our valve producers, cam and ring makers to have a conversation about what if you didn’t have these traditional constraints on heat? stay tuned.

We started this journey from a clean slate and just keep asking, what if people didn’t care about the cost of the oil? remember that if you go back and watch there will be blood with the great performance of Daniel Day-Lewis, you’ll see that people did some crazy things to get ahead and grab as much free or low cost oil in the early days. Billy Bob Thornton in Taylor Sheridan’s great piece called Land Man portrays what it is like to keep the big machine rolling. once it started flowing people found uses for it: tar for roads, oils for lamps and eventually plastics. but the flow of oil for motor oil just kept coming and coming. terrible things happened along the way when Cadillac built an engine that didn’t need a hand crank, that lead to leaded gas to control early detonation, leading to lead poising of masses. so much of this industry has been monopolized by this free juice from the long ago past, deep underground. That’s how we have come to name two of our AI designed oils, Alien Juice and Alien’s Revenge.

alien revenge

you might remember Jack Nicholson as the president in Mars Attacks. a dove was set loose as a symbol of beauty and unity when the alien stated that they come in peace. well now the aliens are out for revenge and they destroy many people and go on all the oil wells and refineries. in our story the aliens do this to wake up the humans to the fact that dredging up all that old stored co2 is threatening the planet. they remind us that oil from plants, nuts and algae captures the co2 we don’t want, stores it and releases oxygen we do need to breath. the oils are better, more efficient, and allow much higher conversion rates of fuel because engineers can run at higher temperatures inside the engine.

you may be wondering where did this recipe come from. it could have come from a bad experience when Jorge tried some local earth crude oil in the warp drive and crashed in Roswell. or it came from scientifically analyzing what existed on the planet and why it would work better if we could afford to get enough of it. then we asked AI to make it better, both by modification of how it eats, sleeps or takes in nutrients. starvation is a very successful hidden gene activated under certain circumstances. but at the risk of explaining too much to any competition we will just stick with the explanation in the cartoon below about Roswell.

Alien Juice $160 a quart

Alien Revenge $340 a liter comes in a 3 Liter magnum glass bottle. $1000

The alien revenge oil is built to your engine specifications. we want to know engine manufacture, age, iron block or aluminum, piston type, number and type of rings, cam and crank type, cryo treated or not. Goal for the engine, number of races between rebuild, hours on the engine during a race, max rpm and idle rpm, break in procedure you normally use.

This oil will outlast regular high performance oils so you can divide the cost over more miles, or laps. We have a much higher sheer factor so you can push it to higher temps and longer. While you could use it as a mix with other oils we recommend it straight. If you need a break in oil costume made to use as a pre-oil for this alien revenge, we can make enough for $55 a liter.

tell us if you want our normal label or a fake label with a fake oil company on it to keep your secret. If you have your driver sign the bottle it could be a collector item and you may get back much of your original cost when auctioning it off as a unique racing memorabilia.